Monthly Archives: May 2012

Last night I slept on the shoulder of a giant volcano. Road trips are awesome. Mount Lassen did not awake nor did he awaken me. I was woken up by a very cold Hawaiian who had no shoes or sleeping bag. He beat the sun up. As my eyes attempted to focus on his cold […]

I think I’m going to have no more than ten kids. That’s a scary number. It’s enough to give one away as tithing. You could give three away for taxes, two to pay the grocery bill and the rest can go to house payments.  Unless you have to pay tuition, then skip the taxes. You […]